stfu
- douchebag: did you see the new episode of that show you really like last night?
- me: no.
- douchebag: oh, this happened and lemme tell you about the ending of said episode so you can raaage some more.
- me: oh.
- douchebag: and lemme continue to talk about it while you clearly convey with body language that you would rather not hear it. ISN'T THIS FUN!!?!!
we're having fun tonight
- moi: our bodies suck tonight.
- luvr: seriously.
- this is ridic.
- moi: it really fucking is.
- -
- luvr: WE'RE QUITE THE PAIR, AREN'T WE.
- me: ~*FATE*~ IS WORKING HER WHORE MAGIC.
- luvr: FUCKING BITCH.
- moi: I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE SICK WITH ANYONE BUT YOUUUUU.
- luvr: YOU'RE SO SWEET.<3
- ME NEITHER!
- moi: AAAAAAAAAW. <3
- -
- moi: the second we get lives, our bodies revolt. WHAT IS LIFE?!
- luvr: I KNOW RIGHT. maybe we spent too much time isolated? and that, like... weakened our immune systems? :\
- -
- moi: i'm totes shooting to keep my virginity 'til i'm at least 26.
- OMG LOL THAT IS ONLY FIVE YEARS AWAY.
- NOT EVEN.
- LJADFLKJ
- LIFE.
- luvr: bhjvgcyfghj
meanwhile, in the bathroom...
- moi: fuck diarrhea (LOL IT IS STILL ON MY CLIPBOARD FROM EARLIER)
- luvr: klnjibu;vyvhkj
- kjnbgiohcdrtzfgx
- nlkjoplktyuijiknmnv
- moi: laughing makes it worse. ):
- luvr: yeaghjbkl
Pink cards and flowers on your window
- morgan: in the video for shadow of the day... i've always wanted to know what chester's eating while he watches tv.
- me: hot dog?
- morgan: i always think it's a hot dog, but then i'm like... :|
- morgan: ...
- morgan: sdjlkgnsrkgh
- me: idk.
- me: alsjkdfw
- morgan: it could be, but... that's supposed to be, like, after he's just woken up. so... hot dofjdlks ew. ):
- me: it's in the future.
- morgan: I DON'T CARE. YOU DON'T EAT HOT DOGS FOR BREAKFAST. YOU JUST DON'T DO IT.
lkajwekflja
- Me: tea?
- Boy: i has none =(
- Me: i mayk sum.
- Boy: you gonna make me some? I want black tea with lemon
- Me: i only have peppermint or chamomile.
- Boy: FAIL
- Boy: it's over between us
- Me: ;-;
- Boy: you no has my tea
- Boy: you won't let me rub my genitals on your leg
- Boy: this CLEARLY isn't working out
- Me: omfgjhagysdhfuikol
criminal minds
- reid: let's check pharmaceuticals. nobody gets therapy these days without a healthy dose of medication.
- garcia: what are you impling?
- reid: that everyone's medicated.
- garcia: reid, did you just make a joke?
- reid: no. statistically....
- garcia: next time, just say yes.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Hey, Morgan? Has there ever been a girl that you wanted to be with for, you know, more than just one night?
- Derek Morgan: Excuse me?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: I've never seen you with the same girl twice.
- Derek Morgan: What, are you calling me a dog?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: No, no, not at all. I'm just trying to figure out if this feeling I have is ever gonna go away.
I need a life, srsly.
- Cait: Can you stop? I want to put more in you.
- Me: That's what he said.
- Cait: Are you gonna start again? That'd be nice.
- Me: That's what she said.
- Cait: Bitch.
- Me: That's what he said.
- Cait: That scream was for nothing.
- Me: That's what she said.
- Cait: Get warm, please.
- Me: That's what... *giggles*
One day, robots will cry (and love me?).
- PsychopathicCoho: Thanks for being so amazing. <3
- --
- ....FML. -.-;
It will be epic.
- Me: We should get gay!married on our birthday.
- Caitlin: And murdered on our birthday.
- Me: HATE-CRIMED ON OUR BIRTHDAY.
- Caitlin: By our own families...
On the topic of lent.
- (After seeing that Manon is giving up Sweets/Snacks)
- Me: I think I'll give up crap, too.
- Mom: ...crack? Did you say CRACK?!
- Me: Yes, yes I did.
We're pleased with our bodies.
- Morgan: and i'm gonna go rip my face off.
- Me: you do that, and i'll cut my fat off and then we'll meet the ER, k?
- Morgan: omgdsjngoshkngkl;dshs
- Morgan: that would be ATROCIOUS!
- Morgan: you look for the girl with the bloody face and i'll look for thedjsgnhds
- Morgan: adhj
- Morgan: sh
- Morgan: ags
- Morgan: hsjfk
- Morgan: gfhu
- Morgan: jgkh
- Me: lkajsdfowjlkasdf
- Morgan: lmfao ughhh
- Morgan: can you imagine how disgusting that would be
- Me: laksjdfowj
