Growing Up Cullen
I never want to be in a place where this doesn’t crack my shit up.
we're having fun tonight
- moi: our bodies suck tonight.
- luvr: seriously.
- this is ridic.
- moi: it really fucking is.
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- luvr: WE'RE QUITE THE PAIR, AREN'T WE.
- me: ~*FATE*~ IS WORKING HER WHORE MAGIC.
- luvr: FUCKING BITCH.
- moi: I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE SICK WITH ANYONE BUT YOUUUUU.
- luvr: YOU'RE SO SWEET.<3
- ME NEITHER!
- moi: AAAAAAAAAW. <3
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- moi: the second we get lives, our bodies revolt. WHAT IS LIFE?!
- luvr: I KNOW RIGHT. maybe we spent too much time isolated? and that, like... weakened our immune systems? :\
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- moi: i'm totes shooting to keep my virginity 'til i'm at least 26.
- OMG LOL THAT IS ONLY FIVE YEARS AWAY.
- NOT EVEN.
- LJADFLKJ
- LIFE.
- luvr: bhjvgcyfghj
She also sent me this. LSKDJLFKJWOISJG.
Morgan sent this to me today and OMGLOL4EVA.THE PICTURE FRAME ON THE RIGHT. I DIED.
YES. Our conversation went like so:
me: I LOVE HOW CHESTER AND ANNA ARE IN THE PICTUUUUURE.
morgan: kvgdlzspbzkn
morgan: HIS TWO LOVES!
me: HIS BOYFRIEND AND GIRLSBDHFJ
morgan: mnbklfdnhfhui
…It’s almost like my Michael-as-a-cop fantasy came true.
lkajwekflja
- Me: tea?
- Boy: i has none =(
- Me: i mayk sum.
- Boy: you gonna make me some? I want black tea with lemon
- Me: i only have peppermint or chamomile.
- Boy: FAIL
- Boy: it's over between us
- Me: ;-;
- Boy: you no has my tea
- Boy: you won't let me rub my genitals on your leg
- Boy: this CLEARLY isn't working out
- Me: omfgjhagysdhfuikol
I cannot stop laughing at thisss, omg.